cooldudebro:

it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass

can people stop spreading this idiocy please,  there are only 36 muscles in the whole fucking face it is physically impossible for 62 muscles to take part in frowning.  

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2489/does-it-take-fewer-muscles-to-smile-than-it-does-to-frown

also   scientifically  it takes 11 muscles to frown  and 12 to smile, meaning smiling is harder work, so take that idiots. 

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gentlemanbones:

askornaut:

sleptwithurmom:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OH FUCK

I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.

I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.

Don’t forget that Heinz does have an Ex-Wife, so he obviously did something bad enough for the disney universe to accept his divorce.

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staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

Tumblr doesn’t seem to understand this so I thought I’d spread the word

Tumblr doesn’t seem to understand this so I thought I’d spread the word

siddiekitty:

thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

Try Dokapon Kingdom. Then we’ll talk

Try mario party scrubs. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Reblog if you’re chubby, fat, are a feedism blog, a feedee, feeder, or fa.

bynightstudios:

The Followers of Set wish you a Happy Easter

bynightstudios:

The Followers of Set wish you a Happy Easter

worldofdarkness-eyecandy:

“Oh to have you with me, to have you here, not to be alone, but to be with you, my beauty, you of all souls! You.” - Anne Rice, Pandora
Artwork by:  David Gaillet

worldofdarkness-eyecandy:

“Oh to have you with me, to have you here, not to be alone, but to be with you, my beauty, you of all souls! You.” - Anne Rice, Pandora

Artwork by:  David Gaillet